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She was smart enough to understand what she was getting herself into, at least at the time.  She signed up anyway.  It was adorable to watch her try to work things out in her mind now.

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Hi Cookie. Did you get your tongue barbell changed out yet? If so, how is it working out? Are you speaking better yet?
A

So…no, I didn’t get the shorter bar yet.  My boyfriend is torturing me about it, saying that he likes it and I should come up with a trade of something else to get the shorter bar.  I’ve decided to humor him for the time being and keep the little lisp for now until I can come up with something else for him.  It’s a weird little game we’re playing.



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